My name is Zoe and I'm 17 Colorado USA. I run competitively and I'm obsessed with dogs and the beach enjoy this blog

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I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

keetongu:

this is what i turned in for history homework today

2-shane-s:

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

target confirmed 
missile inbound 

sounds about right 

Important info for the skeleton war

stephenhawqueen:

how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???

msjewbooty:

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun

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tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

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xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

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