if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME
This is my life
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
my textbook and i have a lot in common