every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
Anonymous (via sweetfilthpig)
Things men don’t understand #28464
A megalodon tooth stuck in a whale vertebrae.
this is the most badass fossil in existence
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
This fucked me up
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls
she found bear grylls
This place gets right to the point doesn’t it?
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats