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chickenmcnuggie:

fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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asapscience:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

Very proud of you, Toronto city designers. You can learn more about Livegreen Toronto here

evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

traviskduran:

link6echo:

cotolerance:

Best vine ever created ladies and gentleman

Be blessed

SHE’S BLESSING THE CHILDREN

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

letigre-lilly:

rabbittongue:

this is very beautiful and i like it but it makes me sad that we are their heaven

Wow that was really beautiful

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

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